Why is called a window payne? How silly is this one!

It pains me to watch you walking away from the window

Needle in a haystack

Sometimes I feel like a pygmy in a pumpkin dress

Dont know where to start with this one!

Cows eat grass, I eat cows. Why should I eat greens.

Idioms

Why is mustard so keen?

Quantum Physics

Qauntum physics reminds me of great sex. Knowing what the other wants before they know they want it.

Mirrors and Stuff

Sometimes I like to lick the mirror

A Big Night Out

I can't feel my face

Cow Natter

Sometimes I like to talk to cows

Dinner Guests

Fu## this Sh##, we are never entertaining again!

The banana

Sometimes the moon looks like my brother. I am a banana

A hangover

It feels like tiny chipmunks are inside my head chipping away at my frontal lobes with little hammers and little chisels. Please something make it stop.

What???

If you were a donkey and I were a butterfly

This quote will be famous someday

I am, therefore I pee

quotes, quotes, quotes, silly quotes

Happy new financial year. I think it should be a public holiday like Christmas